Resolved Question: HOW SMART ARE... Write down your answers to check them at the end.On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?How many states are there?In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?What 6 colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?What 2 letters don't appear on the telephone dial?What 2 #'s on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?When you walk does your left arm swing w/ your right or left leg?How many matches are in a standard pack?On our flag, is the top stripe red or white?What is the lowest # on the FM dial?Which way does water go down the drain, clockwise or counter-clockwise?Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?How many channels on a VHF TV dial?Which side of a woman's blouse are the buttons on?On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?Which way do fans rotate?Whose face is on a dime?How many sides does a stop sign have?Do books have even # pages on the right or left side?How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?How many sides are there on a standard pencil?Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?On which card in a deck, is the cardmaker's trademark?On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?How many curves are in a standard paper clip?Does a merry-go-round turn clockwise or counter-clockwise?Answers:Bottom50RightBlue, red, white, yellow, black, and goldQ, Z1, 0Left20Red88Counter-clockwise (unless you happen to be south of the equator)Towards the bottom right12 (no #1)LeftTopClockwise as you look at itRoosevelt8Left56Bashful8Ace of spadesLeftONE*, #3Counter-clockwiseScoring:30-28 Genius...Mensa is calling!25-27 Not too shabby!20-24 You could do better!16-19 McDonald's is calling!15 or below.. Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!!http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070802164320AAFBOt1&r=w"cmpr" your probably right....I'll do that next time

Resolved Question: Please offer an... The sky always cries when a good man is buried. At least, that's what Grandpa whispered close to Momma's ear as the first drops of rain hit the tent we were seated under in the tiny cemetery. Momma just closed her eyes, nodding her head like she did when the preacher spoke some profound truth on Sunday mornings. I'd heard Grandpa say these words before, on that day last year as we watched President John F. Kennedy buried on the little television set Momma kept in the kitchen. I wondered if it had rained when they buried my father eight years ago, only hours before I was born. I thought about whispering the question to Momma, but the preacher started praying, so I bowed my head with the rest of them and tried to concentrate on the prayer.I once asked Grandpa if God wouldn't like it better if we talked to him with regular words instead of all those fancy ones the preacher used from the Bible. Grandpa said he reckoned God must like the fancy ones just fine since he put them in his Holy Word, but Momma said God liked plain talk just as much and long as I talked to God, she didn't think he minded that I wasn't so fancy as the Bible. This made me feel a little better, since I couldn't remember how to do all the "thee's" and "thou's". A few minutes after the preacher finished his prayer, it was time to walk past Uncle Lester's coffin and say goodbye one last time. I was glad none of the women were bawling and throwing themselves across the dead man, as I'd seen one of them do when we buried Grandpa's other brother, Mervin, two years ago. The sky hadn't cried that day, I thought to myself as Momma tugged me out of the tent. Wonder what Grandpa would say about that? I decided not to bring it up as the three of us walked to the car, with Grandpa's jacket held over our heads to protect us from the rain coming down harder and harder. In the distance, I heard the first rumblings of thunder, and I felt Momma speed up just a little. Momma hated storms for as long as I could remember, often locking herself in her bedroom and hiding under the blanket until it was over. On these days, Grandpa told me to leave her alone since storms brought bad things to Momma's mind. We'd play checkers at the big table in the dining room until Momma reemerged from the room, smiling in a sad way through swollen eyes that told us she'd been crying. I didn't know what kinds of bad things came to Momma when the sky turned dark with rain, but anything bad enough to make my Momma cry that long was too scary to ask about.We made it home from Uncle Lester's funeral just moments before the storm really broke, but this time Momma didn't go to bed to hide from the weather. She went straight into the kitchen and started putting cheese on crackers. When I looked at her questioningly, she said, "Lord knows everybody will still show up here, bringing their casseroles and tears for Uncle Lester, even though the wind's now blowing so hard I can hear the windows shake. No, not even this weather would keep them away, though I wish it would."I hated the way her hands shook everytime the sky rumbled, and I hated the people who would show up at our home and keep Momma from hiding herself from the storm she was so afraid of. I wanted to go to her, like I saw Grandpa do sometimes when that sad look would come into her eyes, and hold her and tell her in a soft voice that it would pass. I don't know why I didn't, except I wasn't sure my little eight year old arms would be enough to comfort a fear as big as the one I could see etched in every part of her face.She must have sensed something in me, because she smiled and put her arms around me. I buried my face in her blouse that smelled like the vanilla perfume I'd bought for her birthday. Knowing she was wearing it made me smile."That's better," she said, lifting my face to look into hers. The fear had relaxed some, and I marveled at how beautiful she was. Momma was what Grandpa called a classic beauty, never needing any of the other makeup other women wore. Though sometimes, like today, she wore a bit of pink on her lips and cheeks. "Momma, did the sky cry when you buried Daddy?" I regretted asking at once, as I saw the tears come up in her brown eyes and felt her whole body stiffen again. She let go of me and turned back to the cheese and crackers. I reached out to touch her hair, the same color as her eyes, but drew my hand short. I'd hurt her with my question, and I didn't want to do anything to make that wound deeper."I'm sorry, Momma. I just thought... because Grandpa said at Uncle Lester's funeral... " I turned to leave the kitchen, wanting to repair the damage I'd done and bring back the woman who'd held me so tight only seconds before."Bishop," she said, and I spun quickly to look at her. "Go paint me a sky, Bishop Ryder. Paint me a blue sky to look at when I can't hide from the dark one outside. Paint sunshine to help me forget about all the dark skies I've ever seen."At that moment, the doorbell rung. Momma was right, the weather hadn't kept the mourners away. I could hear Grandpa walking down the hallway from the little room he and I shared. I heard him greet the people at the door, and I heard them murmmering all the words people say when somebody dies. I heard all this, but I was looking into Momma's eyes. She'd not looked away since she'd spoken, and I realized she was begging me. Pleading with her eyes to do as she'd asked, and make her memories of dark skies go away."Paint me a sky, Bishop," she whispered softly one last time. Putting a soft smile on her face, she walked past me to help Grandpa greet our company.In my bedroom later that evening, after the storm had finished and all the people had left and Grandpa and Momma were outside smoking their cigarettes, I pulled out the watercolors I'd gotten for Christmas the year before. Momma told me she was tired of looking at my dark pencil drawings, so she'd bought me a whole set of paint with a little book showing how to mix and blend to get any color I wanted. It wasn't long before I began creating full canvases of landscapes that Momma insisted we hang in the living room. That night, I began to mix colors to paint Momma's sky. I knew just the blue I wanted to create, it was the same color as my eyes. Momma told me once she loved my eyes because they were blue like my Daddy's had been, and not dark like hers. It was one of those rare times when she talked about my father, and I sat quietly beside her, hoping she'd say more. She didn't, though, instead getting very still until Grandpa changed the subject.As I painted, I made the sky the same light blue as my eyes, as the eyes of a Daddy I'd never seen. I painted for hours, finishing just as Grandpa came in and began dressing for bed. When he saw the picture, he told me to take it to Momma's room right then instead of waiting until morning. "If anything will cheer her up, Bishop, it'll be that painting," he said, crawling under the blankets of his twin bed. I wanted to ask him so many questions, like why does Momma need cheering up when it was his brother we'd just buried and he seemed to be doing fine. I wanted to ask him why the sky hadn't cried when we buried Uncle Mervin, and why Momma hated storms so much. So many things I needed answers for, but he was already snoring softly, so I left him to his dreams and took Momma her blue sky.Of course, she loved the painting, declaring it the best I'd done so far and giving it a place of honor on the wall opposite her bed. "That way, there will always be a blue sky when I wake up in the mornings, "she said, hugging me to her. I smelled the vanilla again, mixed with cigarette smoke. It was the best thing I'd ever smelled, and I wanted to lay there with my head against her chest all night. It wasn't long, however, before she let go and told me to go on back to my own room with Grandpa. She looked again at the sky I'd painted for her, and smiled. I felt good inside knowing I made that smile happen.Momma's Sky hung in the same spot for several years, and I'd often see her looking at it when the clouds would roll over outside, threatening us with the storms she despised. I like to think my painting kept the sky blue for Momma no matter what, and perhaps it did for a while. Then a storm rolled in that changed our lives forever. The dark skies Momma always hid from finally found her, and no amount of blue paint would make them leave, though God knows I tried.

Resolved Question: i dont know how to... it only gives me the option to check the value of cars from the 80's to now and the vehicle i need to value is from the 60's. is there a site i can go to to get the blue-book value of an older vehicle? better yet does anyone know what a 1965 Chevy step-side truck is worth? it is unrestored and needs some body work , nothing major, it runs and drives well, it has a 230 straight 6 . the guy who has it is saying its worth 6,500 as it is, does that sound way off?

Resolved Question: Common Knowledge... There are 29 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. (the answers are below, but I know that you wouldn't cheat by peeking. Would you?)1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? 4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? 5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!) 6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 7. When you walk does your left arm swing w/your right or left leg? 8. How many matches are in a standard pack? 9. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? 10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? 12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run? 13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on? 15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom? 16. Which way do fans rotate as you look at them? 17. Whose face is on a dime? 18. How many sides does a stop sign have? 19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? 20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? 23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package? 24. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? 25. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the angle of the space between the slats? 26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center? 27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? 28. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? Answers 1. Bottom 2. 50 (please tell me you got this one!) 3. Right 4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold 5. Q, Z 6. 1, 0 7. Right 8. 20 9. Red 10. 88 11. Counter (north of the equator) 12. Towards bottom right 13. 12 (no #1) 14. Left 15. Top 16. Clockwise 17. Roosevelt 18. 8 19. Left 20. 5 21. 6 22. Bashful 23. 8 24. Ace of spades 25. Left 26. ONE 27. *, # 28. 3 29. Counter

Resolved Question: how can i find a... I'm looking for a way to determine a base value, similar to a kelly blue book, for classic volkswagons. I am mostly looking at the VW Beetles from the 60's. Is there a resource similar to the blue book to help me out?

Resolved Question: Just started this... Part 1 of 4 – How this all came to be…1.Wednesday’s are notorious for being the slowest day of the week. Every tick of the clock seems to move backward, and watching it only makes those movements backwards a hell of a lot slower. And as those ticks clicked backwards, Johnny could feel his pulse and temperature rising ever so slightly. The back of his neck felt like sun burn after being slapped, and his blood pressure bumped and thumped like the blood was trying to break loose.He’d look back at the clock, waiting, and waiting, and waiting for 3:15. 3:15 was the book of Revelation to him. It meant the day was over, at least for a couple more hours. It meant he could back home, relax, take a shower, masturbate, discuss the meaning of everything.But 3:15 was still a ways a way. He yawned and positioned himself in as many awkward positions as time would allow. Any awkward position would keep him awake, but only for a moment. Soon his inner body would adjust, and start falling asleep again. He felt mechanical. Two sides of him were competing for attention. Neither one was really winning, except whoever was making the more rationale argument.I could leave. Leave early, say I have a doctor’s appointment.(You would miss the rest of the lecture)I’m missing it anyway. I can barely stay awake.(You’re parent’s aren’t paying for you to sleep)Shut up.(You’ve got a child on the way)Those words woke him up more than any awkward position was ever going to. It made him breath deep breaths and sweat big sweats. He wasn’t even sure who he was, and now he was going to have to direct someone else’s life. It didn’t help that the professor was talking in somewhat hypnotic speech. Eerily soothing, and causing those eyelids to become perhaps a dozen times heavier than they already were. Johnny stuck it out. Just like he did every Wednesday.2.Across campus, Timothy was already deeply engrossed in another afternoon film. It was the second film he had watched today. This semester he cleared most of his schedule for watching movies. He got a job at the campus library checking in and out books. Occasionally, he’d push the rack all over the library placing books in their respective places. He mother fucked the Dewey Decimal System to high heaven, claiming their had to be an easy way to catalog books. He always assumed someone else could do it.This afternoon’s selection was the 1948 Orson Welles version of Macbeth. Timothy was on a Shakespeare kick for the past two weeks. He’d brought home just about every version of Hamlet from the library last week. Bragnah and Zeffirelli and Olivier and Burton, not to mention the half dozen or so stage productions with names no one would ever recogonize. He said he saw something about himself in the character of Hamlet. Something about the madness, and the way Hamlet carried himself.The library was the perfect place for him to work. The campus library housed nearly every film ever made. The rows and rows of cinema, past and present, screamed “watch me.” Timothy was just the person to do that.3.Concluding her fourth week teaching was Jocelyn. She was just finishing a lecture on neurons and how they worked.“Remember there is to be a test on Monday. This is going to be on. I’m going to ask you some tough stuff.” Her voice was drowned out by the sound of zippers and notebooks closing. You wouldn’t think of a notebook closing, making any noise at all. But given the onslaught of three hundred notebooks, and it was a symphony of whooshes and wishes. The semester was just getting started. She had settled in nicely, to the student teaching position. It curbed most of the cost of her graduate education. Her parents were happy about this. They weren’t so happy about the seven month unborn child she was carrying around. Unmarried. Still in school. Oh yes, her parents were plenty worried about that situation to even fully appreciate the tuition waiver for her graduate work.She had refused to tell her parents who the father was. At least up until now. Her parent’s patience was running thin, and she soon would. But first she had some thing of her own to clear up. She was constantly pondering her graduate degree, wondering and wondering if any of it was worth it. She wondered if she only enrolled to quell the fact that this child was the end of her young life. No condoms, how could I be so stupid.She thought this constantly, and consistently. She felt like the girl in the sex ed video, who stayed home on Friday, when her friends went out, just so she could watch her baby.Her friends, all of them, were so supportive, but their eyes fed her that thank-god—that’s-not-my-child look. She could feel their eyes move up and down her body, the same way a guy does to a girl he sees coming his way. But there eyes were not with with lust, or love, but complete relief. No fucking condoms, you stupid piece of shit.The last of the students headed out the door, just as she was gathering up her things. Just a lonely pregnant women in the middle of the auditorium, all alone. That’s how things for her had felt lately.4. “The ending is more pronounced because of the change that Ching Fong goes through.” Johnny professors says, to a mostly interested class. Johnny’s arousal level is less than willing to continue. Who would have thought 18th century Japanese literature could be so boring? Johnny wondered if all literature was so boring. He even went as far to wonder if culture in general and everything about it was this boring. All the films, books, and paintings. Every poem, paragraph and page every written and typed, was it all bullshit.“What do you think, Johnny?” his professor asked. He realized his wandering eyes, and heavy yawns had attracted the attention of his teacher.“Uh, yeah.” He answered. The class giggled in unison. He had no clue what the lecture was about, hadn’t even paid attention in the last week. Johnny wasn’t even entirely sure he was reading from the same book as everyone else.“Mr. Walsh, part of your grade is participation. So I am asking for your opinion.” The professor was dead serious, in your face. The class’ eyes were all on him, waiting for his opinion. “I’m going to be honest, I have no clue what you’re talking about.” He answered. The laughs came back, but there were fewer this time around, like an inside joke that only a few are apart of.“Looks like that will be an F for participation today, Mr. Walsh.” The professor stared at him, half expecting a reply but continued right on with what he was talking about. Johnny wondered what this guy was like in middle or high school. Probably the kid who got quarters thrown at him in study hall.Johnny laughed on the inside at the thought of flying George Washingtons hitting him on the head. His gazed returned to the outside, where the weather was becoming more and more brilliant by the moment.The clouds were turning a light gray, not the kind that bring rain, but the kind that make Johnny feel complete. There was a slight breeze, he could discern from the swaying trees. Some kids were playing soccer on the lawn. Kicking the black and white ball back and forth. It didn’t appear there were any defined goals. There didn’t need to be, the whole point was just to be outside. Some other kids were just sitting under trees text or fictional books sprawled across their laps, ingesting the whole sum of human knowledge.Johnny’s deep blue eyes slightly watered at the thought that this was it. This room would be the end of him, and he knew it. His mood was in a downward spiral since the start of the summer. When she told him. When she told him, that within her, his seed had reached her egg, and together they were creating a child. She hadn’t quite put it like that, but he always preferred the most defined definition he could reach.I gave it to her. I gave it to her too damn good.(Better watch your mouth, round that newborn)My parents swore around me, and look, I’m fine.(Yeah you conceived a child that you have no clue how to care for)He remembered an idea from Introductory Psych. Objective Self Awareness. Whenever the focus shifts inward, you enter this state of subject awareness. When your self and self image don’t align, it produces negative feelings. His teacher then suggested this is why we see so many IPODS and ZUNES. So people can drown out their own thoughts and remain focused outward.Johnny sighed and succumbed himself to the last fifteen minutes of class. The outside was not much farther away.5. “This is terrible.” Timothy said out loud to the walls and the carpet, and the stack of recently viewed movies on the floor. Among them such classics as the Campbell Scott version of Hamlet, the 1989 film When Harry Met Sally, and the fifth Star Trek film. The odd assortment of films was the way Timothy liked to watch them. He never liked to watch the same genre twice in a row. The past two weeks had been a rare exception to the rule. Consistency was key, as he examined the various productions of Hamlet. Timothy was looking for the differences between each production. The smallest of details, such as camera or lighting, and he jotted them down in a notebook. With his copy of Hamlet to his side, Johnny would here him all the way down the hall. Quoting Shakespeare four hundred years after the Bard had suffered the deep dark plunge we all go to.“Oh all you, host o heaven! O Earth! What else?” Timothy would recite. It would seem the voice were coming from the walls, or that Johnny was schizophrenic. But no, not at all. It was the sounds of the Globe Theatre traveling through time, and space to America. To Pennsylvania. To Pittsburgh. It was being absorbed in the hearts of the young, being prepared for passage to another generation. Timothy was not enjoying this version of Macbeth at all. Maybe it was the black and white of it all, but Timothy could not even stand to finish it. He turned it off and returned it to it’s proper case. His afternoon was carefully planned to have enough time to watch this, then the Roman Polanski version, then study for the up and coming “exam of the semester, quite possibly my life” is what he was calling it. The change in plans gave him some extra free time. So he stared at the wall, working on the story waiting to be poured onto paper.5. Johnny quickly left the lecture hall, not wanting to be stopped by Professor Asshole on the way out. For the obvious and not so obvious reasons. The first of course being he was afraid he might actually slip and call him professor ASSHOLE! And the second being, he didn’t feel like getting the paying attention will help you do better lecture. Or the I’m not standing up here for my health lecture. He’d heard them before, or some version of them. He had pretty much been uninterested in anything but philosophy since he took his first class all those years ago.The ideas and thoughts and logic of the past four thousand years was constantly bouncing around in his mind, and his pure undivided attention was constantly on that. Pondering and wondering. Thinking and reasoning. 6.Timothy had a notebook where he kept pictures and comments. Little shreds and bits of information that he eventually thought would help him in the screenwriting process. His whole view of Planet Earth changed when he would doodle away at the notebook. The cries for help from Africa, the depleting ozone layer, the pollution and over population, the whole world just went away. His friends, mostly Johnny, often wondered if there was a screw or two loose. Something just never made sense with Timothy. In all actuality, that is just the way he presented himself. One step behind the rest.He scrawled a few shapes and figures into the notebook. Hoping that some ultimately amazing wonderful tidbit of dialogue would come pouring outward onto the paper. Some great quote that college kids, and adults alike would continue saying for years afterwards. Something inspirational, and spine tingling. His getting longer by the day black hair was at his eyes right now. He loved the way it blew in the wind, even if everyone he knows did not. He was slightly chubby, but nothing a doctor would recommend a safer diet over. Most of the clothes he wears are two sizes too big, and he only shaves when he absolutely has to. Yet he cannot grow a full beard at this point. More like sporadic spots of hairs. A “chin strap” is what some up tight sorority girl had called it last semester. His school nurse, and his eye doctor all decided he should wear corrective lenses. He never does, except when he’s behind the wheel of a car. The glasses he has now are the same ones he got in junior high. He writes in his notebook: The fate of your life is directly affected by the fate of those around you.“That’s the worst quote in the history of quoting.” He says to himself. He ponders lighting up the old bubbler. Let rip a few quick hits of the wacky tobaccy before he sails off to watch the other version of Macbeth.He draws a man drowning at sea with a bubble above it screaming help. Next to that he draws a big boat and writes TITANTIC along the side. The guy in the tower has a bubble now too. It says “sorry pal, can’t stop for nothing.”He laughs to himself and closes the notebook. Another day at the office he assures himself.7. Jocelyn is walking down the aisle of the auditorium, the weight of her bag to her side. If someone was observing her from the backside, they would think she was having a seizure the way she was walking. She could truly care less though.Abortion was an idea that she hadn’t really thought about at all. She remembered in the weeks after she told Johnny she was pregnant, she could see it in his eyes. Those eyes that were begging for an abortion chit chat. It seemed to her that he was just waiting for her to bring it up.She had wanted to talk about it, but every time she saw that he was eager and willing to get rid of this child, it angered her, and made her want it that much more. And now, she insisted it was too late.She remembered when she was an undergrad, and walking along Forbes Ave, some old lady was holding a great big poster, depicting an abortion at twenty-three weeks. The picture was disturbing but effective in one aspect. She stopped and yelled at the old woman, declaring it was a women’s right to choose. She even attended a march for Female’s Rights a few years back. She had always argued in favor of it, but now, when it was her child, she couldn’t help but cradle her belly and imagine the life she planned to give her child. Whether or not Johnny was going to be apart of it, was debatable. 8. In the last ten minutes of each hour, the hallways filled up with students from every area of the globe. Johnny had come from a suburban white man’s paradise. Coming to Pitt was the biggest culture shock he had ever received. A lifetime of one type of person, and suddenly inserted into the throbbing heart of the idea of America. He had savored every moment, unlearning everything K through 12 taught him. Public Education, he declared in an essay, was flawed. It was one dimensional. He considered the pledge of Allegiance. Writing about the pledge, he realized he couldn’t even remember it. We spend thirteen years, reciting the Pledge daily, to leave it behind once we leave high school.He had not said it once since then. And it was a system of control. Implemented by men in suits far away trying to curb individualism. Or so he had wrote.“Hey.” A voice called from behind him. It was Justine. He turned to see her smiling and eager to talk.“Hiya.” He replied, smiling. Justine was a nice break from the going to be a father routine. “Boring class.” She said, slugging her book bag over her shoulder.“Is it ever exciting?” he questioned.“You damn philosophers, always asking questions but never coming up with any real answers.” She laughed. Johnny leaned in real close to her, almost directly next to her ear. “That’s what makes us so attractive.” He laughed, and so did she. It was a I-Want-You laugh. But both of them knew the reality of Johnny’s situation. Both of them knew that on it’s way was a boy or girl, and for the next eighteen years or so, Johnny would be busy cradling, raising, and sending off to college a child.“You wanna go get a cup of coffee?” She asked. He shook his head. He wondered what they were brewing down at the French Press.“Alright, but I insist on you buying.” He laughed again and they took to the steps.Johnny this is masturbation. (Dude)Well, you’re a child, and this is the big boy’s menu.(Touche)8. Jocelyn stopped to talk to one of her students waiting outside the auditorium. Her name was Tammy, and she nearly waited everyday outside the door. Tammy always asked the most interesting questions about psychology. She seemed generally interested in it, and Jocelyn assumed this girl would eventually declare psych as a major.She just hated the idea of her waiting till after class to ask the question. Tammy was obviously shy. But the questions she was asking were ones the whole class could benefit from. “Ms. Everett, hey, how are you.” Tammy said. She was still holding her notebook, and glancing at it as she walked up.“I’m pregnant.” She replied, solemnly. She hoped the question would be simple. She wanted to go lie down and eat a half pint of ice cream. “Oh, really, I hadn’t noticed.” Tammy smile, nervously. “Anyway, I just have a quick question.”“Concerning neurons?” “Ummm, not quite. I was looking through your page on the school’s website.” She started. Jocelyn felt suddenly violated.You looked at my website, for what?“I saw that you were a part of a undergraduate research project.” Christ, this is going to take forever.“And I was curious how one gets involved in such things.” She was just a curious student, curious like she was when she started school. Interested in how the great big gray matter could produce feelings of love, hate, and complete and utter dissatisfaction with life.“Tammy, I have to head to a OB appointment. Can you stop by my office tomorrow around 11. I’ll give you all the details, and introduce you to the researcher involved in that.”“Oh, yeah, sure.” She laughed, but it was filled with anxiety, and embarrassment. Jocelyn didn’t really have an appointment, at least not today. But she was exhausted, lugging her bag of education all around campus. She never envisioned doing this while pregnant. She suddenly was jealous of her friends from high school. They were either engaged or married to men who were going to take care of them for the rest of their lives. Till death or divorce do them part.“I’ll see you tomorrow then.” Tammy hurried off. Jocelyn watched as she walked away and headed out the door. Was Tammy so much different then her three years ago? She wondered if she had just shattered a girl’s dreams of making a difference. She always said the biggest problem with the youth was no one wanted to make a difference. Perhaps it was because there were so many problems that the aspect of making a difference was such a loaded issue. Global warming, overpopulation, health care, mental health. There were more problems than solutions associated with those.And now it was her generation’s responsibility to correct all this. The past fifty years of American Hedonism and unilaterialism had pretty much destroyed any prospect of America in the future. And now, when her generation failed there would be nothing but cynicism towards her.She imagined her child, starving to death, or dying of an uninsured illness saying “Thanks a lot, Mom. Thanks for letting me die.”She felt like crying. And maybe as she was watching t.v. and eating Ben and Jerry’s she would. She would let a small river, or creek of tears stream down her face and try and be optimistic.9. Timothy burnt his thumb lighting up his bubbler. He usually did, especially when trying to take a big hit. Smoke billowed up from the marijuana, and he held in the lung-full hit he had taken.He could feel it lingering in his lungs. A little longer.He could see the gray color sinking into his lungs, and the smaller molecules journeying to his brain. He could see the smaller molecules binding to his neurons, and completely fucking him up. Joceyln had explained it all to him one time. One day when the two of them were stoned, she told him exactly what happened upstairs.He always liked getting stoned with Jocelyn, but she hadn’t smoked in a long, long time. Ever since she decided she wanted to be a doctor. But only lately had she become the uptight chick she was.At this point, he just felt bad for Johnny. He could see the way Johnny looked at her and knew his friend didn’t want that. But the two of them were far past breaking up at this point. Even if they wanted to, they had been brought up to respect the idea of the American family. Raised in a house with a mom and dad. The sad part was that neither of them were completely sure of it.Johnny had never said anything, but it was the way he acted around her, or didn’t act around her. He did not respond to her like he used to. It used to be she said jump, and he was in the air. But now, it seemed it was all Jocelyn could do to keep him around. He remembered one night he’d come home from class, and there was a note one the table saying he was going away for a little bit, to clear his head. Johnny had just up and left. But he was back by the next day. When Timothy asked him what was wrong, he just said he was stressed and left it at that.Another big hit, and he could feel the drug kick in. Everything became heavy and light. It felt like his conscious was trying to keep up with reality.

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Resolved Question: How much could I... I have a 1982 Jaguar XJ6 with 130,000 miles on it in almost mint condition. The body is perfect with no dents and somehow the original paint still looks brand new even though I've heard the paint on my year is supposed to be horrible. There is not rust, no cracks, fade, or tears in the leather at all. The car looks almost brand new. Also the car has no mechanical problems as of this morning. This is the standard XJ6 with power windows, locks, sunroof, steering, and brakes, automatic transmission. I was wondering how much the value of this car is since it is in almost mint condition and is now a classic and is too old to find the price on Kelly Blue Book. I got a deal on this car for $1,500. Thanks in advance.

Resolved Question: here a quick test... LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.The average person only gets 7 correct.This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go. Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...Here we go!1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!) 7. How many matches are in a standard pack?8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?10 . Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?14. Which way do fans rotate?15 How many sides does a stop sign have?16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?Scroll down to get your answers......* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ANSWERS1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? BOTTOM2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 503. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? RIGHT4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 1, 06. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?RIGHT7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 208. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? RED9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 8810. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR)11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 12 (no #1)13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? LEFT14. Which way do fans rotate? CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 816. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? LEFT17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 518. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 619. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? BASHFUL20. How many h ot dog buns are in a standard package? 821 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? ACE OF SPADES22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the o peni ng between the slats? LEFT23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? *, #24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 325. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? COUNTER

Resolved Question: Mint 89 deVille... Ok, I had collision on the 89 Sedan deVille. The car is in beautiful shape- not a scratch on her, no sign of rust, engine is in perfect order (i've been gradually doing upgrades on things...hoses, fuel pump etc.....) People just oogle the thing when they see it, and their jaws drop when I tell them she just hit 122,000 miles. Still a pup! However, in a private resort, on Christmas Eve night, while driving SLOW, I couldn't make a turn on a very slick hill/turn and she just slid into a guard rail. According to the initial assement (crooks they are) she was a total loss (2400 in repairs, Blue Book is at about 2500) She needs a new bumper, headlight, side light and the parts that go along with that. So really just a cosmetic problem.Is there any insurance for this age of vehicle that is in supreme shape? I know there is "classic" car insurance, but she may be too young for that... but it's a classic anyhow and I'd like to keep her protected. Do I have any further options? Thanks much!!

Resolved Question: 1979 AMC sell it... i just boght not too long ago an 1979 AMC concord 4dr sedan 6cylinder inline 4.2L engine, atuomatic trans, power steering, power locks. The car did not run, so i did some work on it and made it run with just what seams like a rod knock, cam knocking, or the bearings since i can hear most of it at the bottom back of the engine in torque converter area. i originally bought it for $250 and put about 100$ into reparing. now iam just tired of fixing it since i dont have anytime and too tired to stay up till 3am and waking up at 7am to go to school. i put an ad on penny saver http://www.pennysaverusa.com/info/showinfo.aspx?id=e000515695 but no one seams to be intrested, what if i was to sell it to like a we buy junk type of thing, how much would they give me, could it possobly at least $300 the classic car blue book value of it is $800 in fair condition, which is about where mine stands. so what do you think?

Resolved Question: How observant are... LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.The average person only gets 7 correct.This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go. Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...Here we go!1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!) 7. How many matches are in a standard pack?8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?10 . Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?14. Which way do fans rotate?15 How many sides does a stop sign have?16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?Scroll down to get your answers......* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ANSWERS1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? BOTTOM2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 503. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? RIGHT4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 1, 06. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?RIGHT7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 208. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? RED9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 8810. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR)11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 12 (no #1)13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? LEFT14. Which way do fans rotate? CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 816. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? LEFT17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 518. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 619. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? BASHFUL20. How many h ot dog buns are in a standard package? 821 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? ACE OF SPADES22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the o peni ng between the slats? LEFT23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? *, #24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 325. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? COUNTER1 year ago Report Itthe credit for this goes to ...loverlifesrealmagi

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Resolved Question: does anyone want... The BasicsWhere does fart gas come from?The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.What is fart gas made of?The composition of fart gas is highly variable.Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen.Encyclopaedia Britannica offers the intriguing statement that some people's farts contain no methane. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the anomaly is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.What makes farts stink?The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.Why do farts make noise?The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.How much gas does a normal person pass per day?On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.How does a fart travel to the anus?One may wonder why fart gas travels downward toward the anus when gas has a lower density than liquids and solids, and should therefore travel upwards.The intestine squeezes its contents toward the anus in a series of contractions, a process called peristalsis. The process is stimulated by eating, which is why we often need to poop and fart right after a meal. Peristalsis creates a zone of high pressure, forcing all intestinal contents, gas included, to move towards a region of lower pressure, which is toward the anus. Gas is more mobile than other components, and small bubbles coalesce to from larger bubbles en route to the exit. When peristalsis is not active, gas bubbles may begin to percolate upwards again, but they won't get very far due to the complicated and convoluted shape of the intestine. Furthermore, the anus is neither up nor down when a person is lying down.How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever.Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell?Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.Is it true that some people never fart?No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.Do even movie stars fart?Yes, of course. So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns. Even Yoda farts.Do men fart more than women?No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not.At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.Why are beans so notorious for making people fart?Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cabbage, milk, and raisins.A friend of mine had a dog who was exceptionally fond of apples and turnips. The dog would eat these things and then get prodigious gas. A dog's digestive system is not equipped to handle such vegetable matter, so the dog's bacteria worked overtime to produce remarkable flatulence.What things other than diet can make a person fart more than usual?People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't. This can be cured somewhat by chewing with your mouth closed. Nervous people with fast moving bowels will fart more because less air is absorbed out of the intestines. Some disease conditions can cause excess flatulence. And going up in an airplane or other low-pressure environment can cause the gas inside you to expand and emerge as flatulence.Is a fart really just a burp that comes out the wrong end?No, a burp emerges from the stomach and has a different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric gas content and more bacterial gas content than burps.Is it harmful to hold in farts?There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much.How long would it be possible to not fart?As I understand it, a captive fart can escape as soon as the person relaxes. This means that a lot of people who assiduously refrain from farting during the day do so at great length as soon as they fall asleep. Having been on a great many overnight field trips, long bus trips, and trans-Pacific flights, I can personally vouch for the fact that lots of people do fart voluminously as they doze off. So the answer to the question would be, you can refrain from farting as long as you can stay awake!Do all people fart in their sleep?I have not made a scientific study of this, but I don't think all people fart in their sleep. I think mainly those who refuse to fart when they're awake do so when dozing off. For other people, toilet training takes such a strong hold that they let nothing pass their sphincters in sleep. For these people, the gas accumlates in the night and they vent it upon awakening.Where do farts go when you hold them in?How often have you held in a fart, intending to release it at the first appropriate opportunity, only to find that the fart has disappeared when you are ready for it? I asked several doctors where the fart goes. Does it leak out slowly without the person knowing it? Is it absorbed into the bloodstream? What happens to it? The doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.It is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really lost, just delayed.How can one cover up a fart?There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts. If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill.As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart.CJT addresses the problem of farting loudly in a public restroom as follows: "My solution: use a handful of loose toilet paper, cover your butt hole and it will muffle the farting; my friends and I call it the 'Buff Muff'!"Depending upon the company, another strategy is not to cover it up, but to proudly proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and to issue a challenge to the others to outdo that one if they think they can.Is it really possible to ignite farts?The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud (the site, alas! is not more) indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice. However, if you want to try it, and you don't have a friend to light your fart for you, you might find it easier to accomplish the job using the Fartlighter.There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.Why is it possible to burn farts?Farts burn because they contain methane (usually) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases. (Hydrogen was the same gas that was used in the ill fated Hindenburg dirigible.)Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame.Is it possible to light a match with a fart?No, even strike-anywhere matches have their limits, unless the fart has the consistency of sandpaper! Any fart that rough I would hesitate to call a fart. Also, farts have the same temperature as the body from which they emerge, and aren't hot enough to initiate combustion.Are there any books about farting?There are several! My favorite is the new book, Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson. This book provides an entertaining and thought-provoking history of the fart in literature, language and society. It is very informative and very funny!Ben Franklin's classic Fart Proudly is still in print.There is a collection of suggestive photographs called Who Farted Now by St. Martin's Press. Most of the photos come from old movies and political shots.For children, we have the famous The Gas We Pass : The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho, and Amanda Mayer Stinchecum (Translator), and the Canadian picture book, Good Families Don't, by Alan Daniel and Robert N. Munsch, about a highly visible fart infesting a proper middle class family.Is it possible for a talented person to earn a living through flatulence?Few people earn their living directly via flatulence. But a friend of mine says that he saw a carnival act in which the performer whistled tunes with his farts, blew out candles on the opposite side of the stage, and sent flames all the way across the stage. A famous performer who earned his living this way was Le Petomane, who performed in France at the beginning of the 20th Century. However, my friend isn't old enough to have seen Le Petomane, so maybe he had a chance to see Mr. Methane. Mr. Methane lays claim to the distinction of being the world's only performing flatulist. His CD can be purchased at the FartMart.However, people may also earn a living through the prevention of flatulence (as do the manufacturers and sellers of Beano and other products), through the practice of medicine specializing in the treatment of flatulence and other gastrointestinal problems, by writing books about flatulence (see the question before this one), and through the production and sales of various fart gags such as whoopee cushions and farts in a can.Fartypants sells a fart filter and a number of other fart-related products.Ultratech Products, Inc., sells the Flatulence Filter, "an activated carbon air filter disguised as a seat cushion." (This link was discovered by Steve of Boulder, CO.)Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll be able to find a copy of Le Petomane's biography by searching at alibris.com. Last time I checked, they had two copies available!What other fart products are available?You can visit the FartMart to obtain an astounding number of wonderful fart products, including the famous Crepitation Contest CD, and several other recordings, Pull-My-Finger Fred (a doll that responds with farts and wisecracks), whoopie cushions and a variety of other fart-noise generating products (some of which are quite high tech), some products which produce a fart-like odor, prosthetic poop, fart sludge, and the famous Fart Machine.Why do dog and cat farts smell so bad?A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: (1) the amount of gas produced is small, but potent, (2) the horizontal orientation of their gastrointestinal system puts less pressure on the anal opening, so the gas is expelled more slowly, (3) their anal sphincters don't close as tightly as humans' because it takes less force to hold in the contents of the colon -- again because of the horizontal orientation of the gastrointestinal system -- and a loose anus makes less sound, and, my favorite (4) dogs and cats don't feel embarrassed about farting, so their sphincters are more relaxed, leading to less noisy flatulence.Mike F. points out that many dog foods are soy-based, so on top of all the above factors, add beans and stand back!Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. Cows in particular are productive, in part because they swallow huge amounts of air. They need oxygen in their guts for the various protozoa employed there as digestive aids.Is it normal for dogs to like the smell of human farts?Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog. Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible.I have heard only one story about a dog being disconcerted by a fart. According to a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze, shake his head, and paw at his nose. That was either an unusual fart or an unusual dog.Do fish fart?According to our ichthyologist at the University of Guam, fish flatulence per se has not been studied, although people have investigated fish digestion. They find that although most fish have alkaline intestinal environments like our own, coral-eating fish have acidic intestinal contents. The acid serves to dissolve coral skeletal material. Coral has the same composition as Tums (calcium carbonate). One product of the reaction between acid and calcium carbonate is carbon dioxide gas. Therefore, it is logical to assume that coral-eating fish fart a lot.The other fish probably fart also, for the same reasons that we do.However, Mike Pulte, a great fish enthusiast, said that he has never seen a fish do it.I asked our ichthyologist if it were possible that fish gas would go into the swim bladder instead of out the anal opening. He said that modern fish have an air bladder that is independent of the gastrointestinal tract. The gas comes from enzymatic activity and not from the intestine. Older models of fish have their swim bladder connected to the gastrointestinal tract, but it is attached high up, closer to the mouth than to the other end, and these fish come to the surface and gulp air to fill the bladder. Therefore, we can assume that intestinal gas leaves the fish through the anal opening.We also pondered the possibility of fish making noise via flatulence, but apparently most fish noises are made through belching rather than farting.Lisa P., an aquarium enthusiast, reports that she has seen her fish fart: "I have four aquariums and many fish, and I have personally witnessed fish farting! My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. (Ugh!) And my opaline gourami does it too. Neither of these are coral-eating fish. I have only owned two coral-eating fish so far, but I have never seen either of them fart. It seems most likely to me that much of this gas comes from air swallowed during eating. Also, goldfish have a very simple digestive system and their food is absorbed inefficiently, so possibly the bacteria have more to feed on"Do turtles fart?Yes, turtles do fart, and their farts smell incredibly bad, as do the farts of snakes. In fact, it is my opinion, based on personal experience with reptiles and not on any formal research, that many reptiles use farts as a weapon.Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy day, before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend and I told my friend, "I smell a snake fart." A second later, the snake crawled across the path. Astounding but true!In an article published in the December 2000 issue of Discover, "the world's leading expert on snake sounds," Bruce Young of LaFayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania, affirmed that snakes do fart. The sonoran coral snake and the western hook-nosed snake fart with an audible popping sound when disturbed.Why do horse farts smell worse than people's farts?I'm not sure that horse farts smell worse than our farts, but they do smell different. Horses have a different diet from us and different gut microbes, so their farts have a different composition. They also fart more voluminously than humans, and the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors.What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence?Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.Is it true that cow farts contribute to global warming?Recent research has shown that most methane produced by cows and sheep emerges from the mouth rather than the anus. So one could more accurately say that cow and sheep belches are contributing to global warming. New Zealand researchers are investigating methods of breeding methane-free sheep.Is there any kind of animal that doesn't fart?If we define a fart to be an anal escape of intestinal gas, then it follows that animals that lack intestines or an anus cannot fart. Most animals possess intestines and an anus, but there are some that don't. These include:Sponges: These organisms lack true tissues and organs. They have just a few types of cells organized into a bag with holes in it. Water flows into some holes and out other holes. Sponges are so different from other animals that some biologists think we shouldn't even call them animals.Cnidaria: This phylum includes the jellyfish, corals, sea anemones and hydra. Their tissues are organized into a bag with a mouth surrounded by stinging tentacles. Food enters the mouth and is digested inside the bag, after which the leftovers are expelled via the same opening. In effect, the same hole serves as both a mouth and an anus. Any gas expelled by a cnidarian would be more appropriately termed a belch rather than a fart, since the animal lacks intestines and separate anus.Pogonophoran worms: These remarkable animals, who dwell on the sea floor near active volcanic regions associated with mid-ocean ridges, possess no mouth, no stomach, no intestines, and no anus. Apparently they retain their svelte, worm-shaped figures by giving up on eating completely! They survive by means of a mutualistic relationship with chemosynthetic bacteria that live in their flesh. Anyway, these animals cannot possibly fart.A second category of animals that probably don't fart are animals that live very deep underwater. At high pressures, gas remains in solution rather than forming bubbles. So there is a good chance that all those clams, echinoderms, fish and other animals living near the seafloor don't fart because their farts stay in solution and never emerge as bubbles, even though the animals possess perfectly good intestines and anuses.Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?Judging from what I see when I do the laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.How can we tell when it's only gas needing to come out, rather than something more serious?Our ability to distinguish between the need to fart and the need to poop is something that we learn gradually in the process of toilet training and early childhood. With the tactile nerve endings in the rectal area, we can actually feel different sensations depending upon what is waiting by the exit. Of course, sometimes we are fooled, especially if the substance at hand is extremely fluid in nature, and that is when we have the unfortunate accident of venting a squirt of diarrhea rather than an innocent fart.What is the best position for farting?That depends on what you are trying to achieve.Years and years ago, I read a novel (can't remember which) that had a character in it who was plagued with intestinal gas pain. The character would coax farts out by getting down on all fours with her butt in the air, pressing her thighs against her belly. So perhaps this is the best position for farting if you are having difficulty getting them to come out.Back when I was in geology field camp, we would sit around the campfire in the evening and ignite our flatulence. It was a ritual. When a fart was ready to emerge, the farter would announce, "I have one." And everyone else would intone, "Assume the proper position." The farter would lie back on his or her shoulders with back propped up, head between the knees, and posterior in the air. The purpose was to give the person with the match easy access to the critical vent.Expert farters of my acquaintance often shift their weight onto one leg and lift the other slightly when farting. I assume that this position is adopted less to aid in the farting process than to signal that a fart is imminent.Why do chicks always deny farting?I suppose I should start by saying that only some chicks deny farting. The rest of us acknowledge our gaseous accomplishments with pride.However, a great many sisters do deny farting. The reason is that they have been misled into thinking that farts are not ladylike. It is a great mistake to say that farting is not ladylike. The reason is that all people fart, including ladies. Anything that ladies do is by definition ladylike, and that includes the emission of anal gases.Is it possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more?No, inhaled farts would go into the lungs rather than into the digestive system, and would simply be exhaled again, although it might be possible that some of the fart components might be absorbed into the blood. If you wanted to benefit from other people's farts in the way you describe, you would have to swallow them somehow.Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row?I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatulence. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness.Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts.Is it possible for a fart to kill you?A great many of you have asked if farts can be fatal, or if you can die from smelling a particularly bad fart. My initial response to this question was "no," but I thought I'd better ask a doctor. So now it is official, the medical opinion I received is no, a fart can't kill you.However, if you really work hard at it, you can manage to kill yourself with just about anything. I recently read of a man who hooked up his nose to his anus with a system involving a gas mask, rubber tubing and a hollow wooden post. He died of suffocation. This story comes from the Darwin Awards, and I personally cannot attest to the overall veracity of their stories.The story of the bed-bound obese man who died from inhaling his own flatulence (and whose farts almost killed the paramedics) is an urban legend that has been in circulation for some time.But according to Buzzbomb43, whom I quote: "In World War Two, the Air Force estimates that around 1000 to 2000 airmen were killed because of flatulence. The reason is B-17 bombers were not pressurized, so when bomber crews operated around 20,000 feet, the gas would expand and rupture their intestines." Now, that is a nasty way to go! There are also, of course, (in)famous stories about excessive farters that bio-hazard small toilet rooms, and when they try to light a cigarette the flame ignites the gas-rich-environment causing an explosion. My personal view about such stories is one of doubt.When you smoke and you fart does it make it smell any worse? (Brittney)Only if you swallow the cigarettes after smoking Brittney.If you settle for traditional smoking (inhaling) - the smoke will travel to your respiratory system and not to your digestive system and hence will have little-to-no effect on the odour of your farts. Of course, a minute mass of smoked Nicotine can (and does) migrate from the respiratory system into blood vessels and downstream to the digestive system (Nicotine is actually a known laxative), but the proportions are too small to contribute dearly to the odours you contribute.However, if you do swallow your cigarettes after smoking - its a different ball game. Cigarettes are produced with measures of Ammonia which certainly intensify gaseous odours. My advise for you therefore is not to swallow.I am guessing the reason why certain people think cigarettes might intensify the bad smell of a fart has to do with the fact both farts and cigarettes produce bad odours. I don't think however that this is a case of competing bad odours that in blend will create a third - even worst odour.Last, while I do not advise you to ever quit farting - I do strongly advise to quit smoking.Can excessive farting cause impotence?That depends on the tolerance level of the person with whom one is trying to be potent!Fortunately for humans, farting doesn't cause tissue damage. Other animals aren't so lucky. Soldier termites can actually turn themselves into bombs by detonating themselves via the explosive release of gas and feces, a process called "autothysis."Is it possible to inhale (suck in air) via one's anal opening?Yes, but it's a rare talent. The great early 20th Century French flatulist, Le Petomane, was able to do this, and in fact was able to suck up an entire bowlful of water (just the water, not the bowl) into his colon and expel it again with considerable force. By sucking in large quantities of air, he was able to perform lengthy shows on stage, and could imitate musical instruments, farm animals, and bird songs, whistle melodies, and play the ocarina. His productions were said to be virtually odorless, which is to be expected from air obtained directly from the outside.Here is a message I received recently (November, 1999) regarding the skill of inhaling via the anus: "i would just like you to know that i am part of a trio, who can suck in air in our anal openings. we are somewhat air-bandits. we can let the longest farts you have ever heard. our record holder, chad, stands at 24 sec. the record for most farts in a row is derek, at 492. and i, robert, have earned such nicknames as: Mad Crapper, gurglemeister, and old wetful. We have followed Le Petomane example, and have mastered the art of farting."Jason W. says, "I am a 16 year old guy that is a part of a 3-man fart on command group. We get together every Saturday night andpractice our talent to songs with a good beat. We accomplish this by getting on our hands and knees, completely relaxing, and our butt hole just opens up and air just seeps into our colons. We then get into position and let them rip. We can so far play a song called "THE EYE OF THE TIGER" (Rocky 3 theme song). We came across another group of 4 guys that can do this during the winter of 2001. We started to get together with them more frequently, and now we have a full fledged band going all on farting...We are going to try to make a CD on some songs we know, but no one wants to let us...I personally have let a fart go for about 75 seconds. On average each Saturday night we let off about 1000 farts EACH! The only problem with flatulating when we want is that now 2 of us can't help but sucking in air through our anus when we sit down." Jason has also provided the following instructions for people who would like to acquire this skill:1) Get a pillow and a soft surface.2) Place your ear on the pillow with your head turned sideways.3) Put your butt up in the air, bringing your knees as close up to your head as possible. This relaxes your anal opening.4) Once you're relaxed enough, you should feel a strange sensation...this is air traveling into your colon.5) Through practice you will be able to do this by just sitting down.Adam reports that a student at his high school, known as "The King" could fart "God Save the Queen" by alternately inhaling and exhaling through his anus. The students refered to the inhaling process as "input."Is it possible to swallow smoke and then fart it out your anus?No, smoke consists of solid particles suspended in air. When such a mixture enters the digestive system, the solids condense on the walls and other objects in the gut, or go into suspension in liquids in the system. However, for people capable of inhaling through the anus, it is possible to smoke a cigarette with the anal opening and then blow the smoke back out.What causes the burning sensation that sometimes accompanies a fart?This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system.If you fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub?As long as what comes out is only fart and no poop, your bath water should not be significantly polluted. Most of the gas just bubbles up and contaminates the air rather than the water.Is it true that a woman can fart out of her, shall we say, frontal opening, and if so, where does the gas come from?Yes, it is true! The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef. This occurs especially frequently during the sex act, when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure.Can a man fart out of his genital opening?I have asked various men this question and they all deny it emphatically. However, elrondh contributed the information that under certain rare and artificially-induced circumstances, a man might pass gas through his penis. In this case, the man's bladder had been inflated for a medical procedure, the air introduced via catheter inserted through the urethra. This gas escaped during later attempts to urinate, "accompanied by a brief but sharp burning sensation."Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment:Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way.Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method.Is it weird to enjoy farting?It is not unusual to enjoy farting. I believe that enjoyment of farting is a healthy attitude, since everyone has to fart. If a person is farting to the extent that it creates problems and unhappiness, then a visit to a doctor is in order.Is it common for people to enjoy smelling their own farts?I believe that it is not only common, it is universal. A person farts and then thinks, at least subconsciously, "Wow, I made that!"Can farting be considered sexy?Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatulence that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators.What color is a fart?Farts are, alas, colorless. All of the gases that make up farts have no inherent color. But just think of how interesting it would be if farts were bright orange like nitrogen dioxide gas! It would certainly take the mystery out of who farted.Never-the-less, a high-personality gas like fart gas suggests color to people. Some people envision farts as brown, others as green or yellow. I have always thought of farts as brown, presumably because poop is brown. When someone farts in our car, that person might say, "You better not breathe through your mouth for awhile, or your teeth will turn brown."I knew a toddler who used to draw pictures of farts as yellow rectangles full of holes, like a slice of Swiss cheese. She thought of farts as yellow, and said that she knew they were rectangular because she could feel the sharp corners scraping against her on the way out!Ernie C. suggests that if farts were visible, they would look like pork rinds.Helen says, "It always seemed to me like farts were lumps of coal, black in color and irregularly spherical in shape."Do other people smell a fart better than the farter?The fart should smell just as much for the person who created it as it does for other people. However, the farter is somewhat protected by having the fart propelled away from his body in a direction opposite to his nose. Farting upwind nullifies this advantage.Why is it that when you scratch your *** through two layers of clothing (your underwear and your jeans) your fingers still stink?As pointed out by Barb F., who contributed the term to the fart thesaurus, a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff.Why is it sometimes possible to taste farts?The sense of taste detects substances that are either liquid or dissolved in liquid. You can taste a fart when the fart's constituent molecules go into solution in your saliva.Do fart particles disperse in the air and float around until they hit something and then stick to it?The ultimate fate of fart particles depends on the nature of the particles. Gas molecules mostly mix into the atmosphere, although some may react chemically to form new substances. Aerosolized particles of liquid and solid poop probably do condense on surfaces. Most of these particles are polar (with a positively charged end and a negatively charged end) and are attracted to other polar substances or charged surfaces like a monitor screen. Other fart particles condense on microscopic water droplets in the air if the humidity is very high (as in a bathroom), and some particles go into solution in water.Is it possible to have bloody farts?Yes, this can happen if you are suffering from an anal fissure, a split in the wall of the colon. It can also happen to a woman who experiences a queef during her period.Why do farts seem to follow the farter?I'm sure that everyone has experienced this phenomenon, in which one delivers oneself forth of a silent but potent gaseous emission and then steps rapidly away, only to have the fart cling to one's person. Part of the reason for this annoying characteristic of farts is the turbulence that follows in the wake of a moving person. The fart "slip streams" or is actually pulled along in the farter's direction by the air currents behind the person.Another factor is that part of the fart is caught in the farter's clothing, and diffuses out slowly after the main part of the emission has dispersed.Why do farts smell so much worse in a shower than anywhere else?There are several factors. First of all, a shower is a small, enclosed space, so the fart gas is more concentrated, and the high turbidity of the air in the shower circulates the gas through the space effectively. Secondly, the high humidity and high temperature conditions in the shower enhance a person's sense of smell and taste. The farts don't actually smell worse, it's just that we can smell them better than usual.Similar conditions prevail in the bathtub.What would happen if someone farted on Venus?If Venus's surface temperature were a mere 200 to 300 degrees Fahrenheit, liquid water could exist there because of Venus's extremely high atmospheric pressure. But the temperature on Venus is almost 900 degrees Fahrenheit. Because humans are mostly water, a person would not simply emit gas on Venus, but would become gas, a whole-body fart. Venus already has a lot of sulfur compounds in its atmosphere, so a fart on Venus probably wouldn't even produce much of a smell.If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart.Is it possible to freeze farts, and would they still be smelly after they are defrosted?The water vapor component of farts would freeze quite readily, but to freeze the entire fart would require high pressure and low temperature conditions such as that used to produce dry ice. The fart's composition would be unchanged by the process, and hence would still be smelly upon reversion to the gaseous state.Is it possible for a fart to rip your underwear?This is unlikely, because most underwear is made of material with a fairly high tensile strength, meaning that it can endure a certain level of extensional stress without brittle failure. Furthermore, the porous nature of underwear fabrics allows much of the fart's force to pass through the spaces rather than to stress the fabric.Where does the word "fart" come from?According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), our word fart comes from the Old English word feortan, presumably of echoic origin, meaning that the word was chosen to sound like the object named.When it is cold outside and you fart, can you see it like you can see your breath?Now, that's an interesting idea! My guess would be yes, since farts are nice and moist like our breath, but this is one question that I'm not in a position to answer. I live in the tropics, and it never gets cold here.Several people have tried the experiment and have written to tell me the results. Most people said that they could indeed see their farts, but one person said that he couldn't see it even with his pants off.Here is what anywhere32 reported: "In the boys' locker room after morning water polo practice it was cold out and one of the players only had on his speedo and let out a fart. About four of us saw it and couldn't contain our laughter for the rest of the day."John of the UK said, "Farts expelled in cold air leave what can only be described as a long bushy tail. This is quite funny waiting on a train station platform on a cold dark frosty morning. A person will move away from everyone to a safe distance, and then release a long quiet fart, only to have a sudden and dramatic long bushy white tail coming from their anus; it goes down a little way and slowly curves up ending in a point, just like a dogs tail!"What are some other words for fart?The word "fart" is both a noun (referring to the substance and the sound), and a verb (referring to the act of farting).i seriously have no idea how this was posted as r & s!!!!but i hope u enjoy it as wierd as it is!i just copied and pasted it!! i thought it was funny

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Resolved Question: Im wanting to sell... My car is a classic 1965 el camino. It was given to me by a friend who has now passed. I am financially strapped right now and need to sell A.S.A.P.The blue book value for this car was around $6,950.I am asking for $4000. The car was in the process of being painted until my friend passed so although all the original parts are the they are not attatched to the vehicle. THE CAR IS ALL ORIGINAL STOCK PARTS AND IS COMPLETE. PLEASE HELP ME.

Resolved Question: Do you think these... The average person only gets 7 right. This is based on> U.S. & CDN info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks-it just shows how little most of us really see!There are 27 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think-it just shows you how little we pay attention to the common place things of life. Put your thinking cap on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer! Can you beat 20?? (The average is 7)Write down your answers and then check your answers (on the bottom) only AFTER completing all the questions. REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! -- BE HONEST!!!That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct. Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you.LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. Here we go! 1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? 4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? 5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? 7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? 9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? 11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run? 12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? 14. Which way do fans rotate? 15. What is on the back of a Canadian dime? 16. How many sides does a stop sign have? 17. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? 18. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 19. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 20. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? 21. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package? 22. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? 23. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats? 24. On the back of a Canadian $1 coin, what is in the center? 25. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? 26. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 27. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? ANSWERS 1. Bottom 2. 50 3. Right 4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold 5. 1, 0 6. Right 7. 20 8. Red 9. 88 10. Clockwise (north of the equator) 11. Towards bottom right 12. 12 (no #1) 13. Left 14. Clockwise as you look at it 15. The Bluenose (ok, what's that? 16. 8 17. Left 18. 5 19. 6 20. Bashful 21. 8 22. Ace of spades 23. Left 24. Loon 25. *, # 26. 3 27. Counter

Resolved Question: Can you please... How could this happen? Dana’s life would have been perfect. Her hobby, being home schooled, and everything else. She missed her books, her hair, her mom, and Gwen! Her mom was always commenting on how Dana’s eyes sparkled when she read. If only she could have known this would happen. Then everything would have been okay, she could have brought some books and said goodbye. How would she ever get home? Did the old her disappear or was the she was now in her place?So what was happening in this person’s life? Her name was Josephine and there was something about her going to America? Dana just could not remember. Someone calling her interrupted Dana’s thinking.“Jo! Get up or we’ll be late!” A minute later, a young man walked into the room. His dark hair was cut short and close to his head, his dull blue eyes were like the ocean before a storm. “Where are we going?” Josephine asked.“We have to be in Queenstown by 3:00PM.” He answered.“What ship are we traveling on?”“We are traveling on the RMS Titanic. She is supposedly unsinkable. I bought 2nd class tickets. I heard even the 3rd class accommodations are grand.”“Did you say Titanic?”“Yes. I call Betsy to help you dress.” he said“, Betsy!”A young girl scurried into the room. She looked around 14 or 15. She had beautiful hair. It was the classic red-brown hair of an Irish person. She wore a plain brown dress with a white apron over.Betsy picked up a corset and put it close to where Jo was standing. Betsy stood behind Jo as she unbuttoned her nightgown. It was loose fitting and soon slid off Jo’s shoulders. Betsy picked up the corset, Jo stepped into it, and the maid soon started to tighten it until Jo thought she couldn’t breathe. Next, the maid picked up a beautiful green silk dress with layers of white lace. Dana put the dress on and Betsy buttoned the back. Betsy was now combing my fiery red hair hair. As she tugged hard to get the brush through my curly hair. The she coiled it and stuck in a butterfly comb. She left me to put on my own shoes; I slipped on white high shoes. I was kneeling next to my trunk for clothes and other things. Then I opened up the lid to have a light fragrance of lavender come out. I pushed the clothes on top to reveal stacks of books. “Jo, come out now we have to go!” The young man called.“I’ll be right out.” I called.I hurried toward the doorway where the young man stood. He lead my out to a black shiny automobile. The driver opened the and stuck out a hand to help my in. I stepped inside and sat down on the black leather seat facing the sliding window. My brother sat down next to my and the driver closed the door and got in the drivers seat, blocking my view out the sliding window in front of me. The automobile started with a lot of noise and we were on the dusty road toward the city of Queenstown, Ireland. With the excitement of going toward the vast open Atlantic Ocean, I had forgotten the corset, which now was having a large affect on my breathing.Soon the automobile was close enough to the Ocean to smell the clean salty air. That wonderful smell was soon covered by the smells of the city. Everywhere there was noise, dust, and automobile exhaust. People were yelling and shouting. Then I saw the famous ship, the RMS Titanic, all the din of the city was covered by the grandness of Titanic. It really was amazing. I was surprised to think that it would soon be in the icy Atlantic. The automobile had now stopped and the driver opened the door and my brother was greeted by, “Your destination, Mr. Scully.” The driver said proudly, for making good time. My brother held out his hand to help my out of the car. The entire time all I thought about was the fact that Titanic would sink, and I would be on it. A man came up and asked for my brother to go check in the luggage. My brother responded my saying, “If you would be so kind as to do that for me it would be wonderful,” then he slipped a ten dollar bill into the man’s gloved hand.keep in mind it was written by a teenager

Resolved Question: I posted this last... The sky always cries when a good man is buried. At least, that's what Grandpa whispered close to Momma's ear as the first drops of rain hit the tent we were seated under in the tiny cemetery. Momma just closed her eyes, nodding her head like she did when the preacher spoke some profound truth on Sunday mornings. I'd heard Grandpa say these words before, on that day last year as we watched President John F. Kennedy buried on the little television set Momma kept in the kitchen. I wondered if it had rained when they buried my father eight years ago, only hours before I was born. I thought about whispering the question to Momma, but the preacher started praying, so I bowed my head with the rest of them and tried to concentrate on the prayer.I once asked Grandpa if God wouldn't like it better if we talked to him with regular words instead of all those fancy ones the preacher used from the Bible. Grandpa said he reckoned God must like the fancy ones just fine since he put them in his Holy Word, but Momma said God liked plain talk just as much and long as I talked to God, she didn't think he minded that I wasn't so fancy as the Bible. This made me feel a little better, since I couldn't remember how to do all the "thee's" and "thou's". A few minutes after the preacher finished his prayer, it was time to walk past Uncle Lester's coffin and say goodbye one last time. I was glad none of the women were bawling and throwing themselves across the dead man, as I'd seen one of them do when we buried Grandpa's other brother, Mervin, two years ago. The sky hadn't cried that day, I thought to myself as Momma tugged me out of the tent. Wonder what Grandpa would say about that? I decided not to bring it up as the three of us walked to the car, with Grandpa's jacket held over our heads to protect us from the rain coming down harder and harder. In the distance, I heard the first rumblings of thunder, and I felt Momma speed up just a little. Momma hated storms for as long as I could remember, often locking herself in her bedroom and hiding under the blanket until it was over. On these days, Grandpa told me to leave her alone since storms brought bad things to Momma's mind. We'd play checkers at the big table in the dining room until Momma reemerged from the room, smiling in a sad way through swollen eyes that told us she'd been crying. I didn't know what kinds of bad things came to Momma when the sky turned dark with rain, but anything bad enough to make my Momma cry that long was too scary to ask about.We made it home from Uncle Lester's funeral just moments before the storm really broke, but this time Momma didn't go to bed to hide from the weather. She went straight into the kitchen and started putting cheese on crackers. When I looked at her questioningly, she said, "Lord knows everybody will still show up here, bringing their casseroles and tears for Uncle Lester, even though the wind's now blowing so hard I can hear the windows shake. No, not even this weather would keep them away, though I wish it would."I hated the way her hands shook everytime the sky rumbled, and I hated the people who would show up at our home and keep Momma from hiding herself from the storm she was so afraid of. I wanted to go to her, like I saw Grandpa do sometimes when that sad look would come into her eyes, and hold her and tell her in a soft voice that it would pass. I don't know why I didn't, except I wasn't sure my little eight year old arms would be enough to comfort a fear as big as the one I could see etched in every part of her face.She must have sensed something in me, because she smiled and put her arms around me. I buried my face in her blouse that smelled like the vanilla perfume I'd bought for her birthday. Knowing she was wearing it made me smile."That's better," she said, lifting my face to look into hers. The fear had relaxed some, and I marveled at how beautiful she was. Momma was what Grandpa called a classic beauty, never needing any of the other makeup other women wore. Though sometimes, like today, she wore a bit of pink on her lips and cheeks. "Momma, did the sky cry when you buried Daddy?" I regretted asking at once, as I saw the tears come up in her brown eyes and felt her whole body stiffen again. She let go of me and turned back to the cheese and crackers. I reached out to touch her hair, the same color as her eyes, but drew my hand short. I'd hurt her with my question, and I didn't want to do anything to make that wound deeper."I'm sorry, Momma. I just thought... because Grandpa said at Uncle Lester's funeral... " I turned to leave the kitchen, wanting to repair the damage I'd done and bring back the woman who'd held me so tight only seconds before."Bishop," she said, and I spun quickly to look at her. "Go paint me a sky, Bishop Ryder. Paint me a blue sky to look at when I can't hide from the dark one outside. Paint sunshine to help me forget about all the dark skies I've ever seen."At that moment, the doorbell rung. Momma was right, the weather hadn't kept the mourners away. I could hear Grandpa walking down the hallway from the little room he and I shared. I heard him greet the people at the door, and I heard them murmmering all the words people say when somebody dies. I heard all this, but I was looking into Momma's eyes. She'd not looked away since she'd spoken, and I realized she was begging me. Pleading with her eyes to do as she'd asked, and make her memories of dark skies go away."Paint me a sky, Bishop," she whispered softly one last time. Putting a soft smile on her face, she walked past me to help Grandpa greet our company.In my bedroom later that evening, after the storm had finished and all the people had left and Grandpa and Momma were outside smoking their cigarettes, I pulled out the watercolors I'd gotten for Christmas the year before. Momma told me she was tired of looking at my dark pencil drawings, so she'd bought me a whole set of paint with a little book showing how to mix and blend to get any color I wanted. It wasn't long before I began creating full canvases of landscapes that Momma insisted we hang in the living room. That night, I began to mix colors to paint Momma's sky. I knew just the blue I wanted to create, it was the same color as my eyes. Momma told me once she loved my eyes because they were blue like my Daddy's had been, and not dark like hers. It was one of those rare times when she talked about my father, and I sat quietly beside her, hoping she'd say more. She didn't, though, instead getting very still until Grandpa changed the subject.As I painted, I made the sky the same light blue as my eyes, as the eyes of a Daddy I'd never seen. I painted for hours, finishing just as Grandpa came in and began dressing for bed. When he saw the picture, he told me to take it to Momma's room right then instead of waiting until morning. "If anything will cheer her up, Bishop, it'll be that painting," he said, crawling under the blankets of his twin bed. I wanted to ask him so many questions, like why does Momma need cheering up when it was his brother we'd just buried and he seemed to be doing fine. I wanted to ask him why the sky hadn't cried when we buried Uncle Mervin, and why Momma hated storms so much. So many things I needed answers for, but he was already snoring softly, so I left him to his dreams and took Momma her blue sky.Of course, she loved the painting, declaring it the best I'd done so far and giving it a place of honor on the wall opposite her bed. "That way, there will always be a blue sky when I wake up in the mornings, "she said, hugging me to her. I smelled the vanilla again, mixed with cigarette smoke. It was the best thing I'd ever smelled, and I wanted to lay there with my head against her chest all night. It wasn't long, however, before she let go and told me to go on back to my own room with Grandpa. She looked again at the sky I'd painted for her, and smiled. I felt good inside knowing I made that smile happen.Momma's Sky hung in the same spot for several years, and I'd often see her looking at it when the clouds would roll over outside, threatening us with the storms she despised. I like to think my painting kept the sky blue for Momma no matter what, and perhaps it did for a while. Then a storm rolled in that changed our lives forever. The dark skies Momma always hid from finally found her, and no amount of blue paint would make them leave, though God knows I tried.The working title is "Paint Me A Sky, Bishop Ryder"It might change later, but for now that one works for me.

Resolved Question: Here a quick test... LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.The average person only gets 7 correct.This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!Can you beat 23?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go. Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...Here we go!1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!) 7. How many matches are in a standard pack?8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?10 . Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?14. Which way do fans rotate?15 How many sides does a stop sign have?16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?Scroll down to get your answers......* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ANSWERS1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? BOTTOM2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 503. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? RIGHT4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK & GOLD5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? 1, 06. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?RIGHT7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 208. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? RED9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 8810. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR)11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 12 (no #1)13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? LEFT14. Which way do fans rotate? CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 816. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side? LEFT17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 518. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 619. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? BASHFUL20. How many h ot dog buns are in a standard package? 821 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? ACE OF SPADES22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the o peni ng between the slats? LEFT23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? *, #24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 325. Does a merry-go-round tur